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Dec 16, 2022

i’m @jdoe at the new site … pinning this here cryptically to try to avoid getting my account permanently suspended. find me there.

southpaw

@nycsouthpaw

Dec 12, 2022

A crowd that came out to see Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock lustily booed Elon Musk every time he tried to speak gizmodo.com/elon-musk-booe…

"50th anniversary of march… change happens … incrementally. you might be afraid, but just keep marching" — @MichelleObama #WWDC17

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@johndoe

Apr 17, 2019

saw this in person with @Collin_McHugh's friend @bhcarpenter. it was impressive live, just as amazing via replay.

patrick

@PatDStat

Apr 17, 2019

I see you @Collin_McHugh. Damn matrix. #Astros

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@johndoe

Jan 6, 2021

meanwhile, back at the “COVID19-is-killing-a-9/11-worth-of-americans-every-day-for-the-past-few-weeks-and-there-is-a-more-contagious-strain-on-the-way” ranch …

Eric Feigl-Ding

@DrEricDing

Jan 6, 2021

⚠️CRUSH VIRUS NOW OR ELSE WE ARE SCREWED: Denmark’s CDC thinks new B117 #SARSCoV2 variant is so much more contagious (R +0.4 to +0.7) & inevitable that **if any country does not crush the R<0.7 now**, we will be completely #COVID19 screwed by Feb/March.🧵 ssi.dk/aktuelt/nyhede…

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On this day in 2007: Twitter wins SXSW Web Award in the "Blog" category. Jack Dorsey's acceptance speech is less than 140 characters. #SXSW

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@johndoe

Jul 31, 2018

c'mon, @jack. join the dance. #oneteam

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@johndoe

Dec 13, 2020

let’s give those japanese precision walkers some sousaphones trombones and see how well they do on grass fields.

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@johndoe

Nov 14, 2022

Replying to @skiptools

no one better. learned so much from you. so much fun sharing an office with you, @_dml , @solavaj (& @NolanOBrien virtually) for a short time a while back :) whatever you land will be lucky to have you.

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@johndoe

Jul 16, 2019

some of the Twitter UK team out for grom gelato

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@johndoe

Mar 24, 2019

been working @Twitter 5yrs. as I add those i'm grateful to have on this journey, I'm finally glad for 280. special thanks for being mentors & leaders I try to emulate: @aabewhite @amdev @dbedingfield @_dml @iamdavidhart @niw @NolanOBrien @psychs @ryfar @TannerOakes @yipe @_zma_

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@johndoe

Oct 18, 2019

this cracks me up. we have clearer images of Pluto & Chiron.

Mark Gurman

@markgurman

Oct 18, 2019

Replying to @markgurman

And looks like there is an escape key to the left of the Touch Bar. No such space left of the Touch Bar on the image for the 15-inch model. (the one without the red circle).

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@johndoe

Dec 19, 2020

Replying to @fykster and @tony_zy

it’s a chain (of locks) that blocks illegal parkers. thus “block-chain”. (and OP did use air quotes!) good enough for me.

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@johndoe

Nov 6, 2020

Biden 253 Trump 213 Jenny 867-5309

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@johndoe

Jun 26, 2016

endless #PrideParade of pastries. #LoveIsLove #Pride2016 #LoveWins @TwitterOpen