a guy just pulled a knife on me at a 7/11 while i was eating a cookie and he said “YOU GOT A PROBLEM” and i said “no im eating a cookie” and he told me to go back to my car and i feel like i just rolled a natural 20
my freshman english teacher saw me reading Howl’s Moving Castle and held it up to the class and told everyone i was reading a “girl book”. he was reading tom clancy and i asked him if i should read his “virgin book” instead and i have never seen someone more furious in my life
