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Joe Parton
@joekparton
don’t be sad mate 🐺
Oxford, England
Joined June 2011
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    I don’t know how your Sunday‘s gone, but I’ve spent mine making football shirts for every UK supermarket (a thread):
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    And finally... 👕 @AldiUK: Everyone’s “second club” (but you never want to admit it). The home kit mirrors the staff uniform, whilst the away kit is straight from the middle aisle. Sehr gut. #SupermarketShirts
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    👕@Tesco: Home shirt is inspired by their iconic carrier bag, while the away kit is a nod to the high-vis jackets worn by delivery drivers. #SupermarketShirts
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    👕 @marksandspencer: A classy home shirt featuring the new sponsorship deal with @Ocado (sorry @waitrose), and a tasty away kit celebrating their beloved confectionery. #SupermarketShirts
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    👕 @asda: A resourceful use of the same template for both kits, here. That’s ASDA price! *pocket tap* #SupermarketShirts
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    👕 @LidlGB: A simple yet iconic home shirt, and that away kit is a “lidl” bit naughty. It tracks your heart-rate as your shopping comes flying through the checkout. #SupermarketShirts
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    ...and that’s your #SupermarketShirts! Hope it’s brightened up your Sunday evening. Shout out to @SwazTeamwear and their brilliant online football kit designer. Anyone up for a Division 2? 👕
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    👕 @sainsburys: A tidy pin-stripe design for the home shirt, and an away shirt based on the staff uniform. I thought about making a “sweet as nectar” comment but decided against it. #SupermarketShirts
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    Proper stadium, that City Ground. Awesome away day too. Sooner Forest are back in the Prem the better #nffc
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    👕 @waitrose: Put down that papaya and get these in your basket. Although you may need to go without your cashmere toilet roll for a week to afford all three. Elite. #SupermarketShirts
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    👕 @Morrisons: This northern powerhouse will be kitted out in their famous green and gold. I can see that away shirt selling well in the Leeds area, too. #SupermarketShirts
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    👕 @coopuk: A cool blue look for the shop round the corner. Hopefully these two kits “cooperate” well with each other this season... #SupermarketShirts
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    Home fans alone earned that point for Leeds. Best atmosphere I’ve heard in years. Hope this is still a top flight fixture next season. #lufc #wwfc
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    👕 @IcelandFoods: A fiery home shirt and an icy white away number. That victory vs England seems a distant memory. #SupermarketShirts