Pinned
today is the day!!!! my album is out and you can listen to it with your ears. hit this link to choose your preferred way to hear it: 800pgr.lnk.to/Kwaczala
Joe Kwaczala
2,603 posts
Joe Kwaczala
@joekjoek
my film AMERICAN COMIC is doing the festival rounds. @comedycentral special avail on youtube. used to do @clickhole/@onn. released 31 videos in a day
- anytime microwave instructions are like heat for 3 minutes on “50% power” it’s like… what on earth are you talking about
- Sex is like pizza. Turtles are having it in the sewers.
- If you like Pointing Out What Used to Be A Pizza Hut, you will love Visiting Your Hometown
- ok good I've showered, had some food, listened to a podcast... now just 5 more hours of dicking around online before I start writing, my alleged "passion"
- you look down and see this pattern, it means you’re at a different school for some kind of tournament
- How powerful must it feel for the dentist to start referring to your teeth by their secret "numbers" to the hygienist
- really wild to find a failed, forgotten tv show where EVERYONE is now famous. last name is a shocker
00:00 - every once in a while a tweet on here goes viral about how great it is when plans are canceled and that's all well and good, but may i recommend having friends that you like being around?
- great to be back in pittsburgh where it’s safe for twins to be lawyers with each other and also a third guy
- all i’m saying is if he was *truly* a “carrot top” his hair... would be GREEN! (courtroom gasps)
