Posted 7 Instagram stories today… feeling gluttonous and overwhelmed by the desire to just keep posting… disgusting !
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- Had insane, life changing psychosexual chemistry with someone at the wedding this weekend and it was a lesbian
- I’m bi (Irish and Italian)
- One of my friends on Friday night was talking about getting top surgery and their roommate was like “I think you have such nice boobs, whatever cancer patient gets them after you have surgery is going to be so happy” and then we all had to explain that it doesn’t work like that
- Kissing isn’t cheating but this? This is.Daisy Edgar-Jones and Paul Mescal dressed as Fleabag and the Hot Priest for Halloween
- I think being really good at Instagram is actually kind of a moral failing
- I have information that could lead to the arrest of Jack antonoff
- If I got hit by a car I would tweet “got hit by a car❤️”
- Sorry for how I acted last night (normally)
- First 70 degree day in Chicago and I work at a popular restaurant with a big patio and it’s a Friday night… getting reports that they are going to crucify me way worse than they did Christ tonight
- Oh yikes…… thanks for letting me know. I’m gonna have sex with him one more time though but I appreciate the heads up.
- One of the worst things Hollywood ever did was stop making movies where Susan Sarandon gets to act slutty…. Now more than ever
