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Jamie
@jmemc55
notorious supervillain
LDN
Joined November 2018
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    If someone missed a penalty tonight and the first thing that came into your mind was their skin colour, you’re sick
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    De Bruyne in Sheikh Mansour’s office trying to get his contract terminated x.com/sosaspiffy1/st…
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    Getting a goal notification on your phone when you’re watching a stream that’s 30 seconds behind
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    People are cheating on foundation maths? Hardest question on the paper will be Surname
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    What a pen and what a save. Unreal scenes
    Make the clutch save, find the camera 🎥🤐
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    I can’t believe what I’ve just seen x.com/__clazone/stat…
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    What a pen and what a save. Unreal scenes
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    It’s all fun and games until 10 Serbians turn up at De Gea’s front door wearing balaclavas and Slazenger trainers
    Don’t mess with @D_DeGea 😜🤷🏾‍♂️
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    Give me Pogba and Lingard back please god what did we do to deserve this
    Bring this same energy tonight for the @ESPYS, @mPinoe!
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    Yes this is my Chief Data Analyst on my FM20 save
    Do you recognise this man? Police in Doncaster issue e-fit image of man they want to speak to about attempted robbery in town centre: bit.ly/2T3XDxz
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    Even Salah’s nipples are perfect ffs. Never seen a more circular circle in my life. Nipple isn’t too big or small either. Amazing.
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    Look at this guy’s goals and assists. This is the definition of stat padding x.com/ssvideo12/stat…
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    I thought this was Philip Schofield
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    I’m starting a nightclub where the DJ exclusively plays oldschool fifa tunes. Who’s investing