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Jesse Marshall
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Jesse Marshall
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Penguins/NHL Draft/Fancy Stats. Writing at: @theathleticnhl @eliteprospects. Also: West Ham, Dirt Racing
- The NHL releasing some dumb Utah expansion news in the wake of the Hockey Canada information breaking is about as translucent of a news cycle manipulation attempt as I've ever seen.
- Imagine how bad the fourth lines around the league will be if this happensgreedy as fuck why would we need FIFTY nhl teams
- In case you missed it, John Tavares and Russell Brand are selling the same mystery amulet that they pass off as having healing properties that also protect you from wifi and is backed by people who believe in mind control, which I did not have on any of my NHL bingo cards.
- You youngins don’t understand the trauma of the older generation when it comes to this stuff.NHL, NHLPA ratify four-year collective bargaining agreement. media.nhl.com/public/news/19…
- Dude took the shortest route into the head of every fan in that stadium. I both applaud and appreciate this.Kyler Murray reporting for work in Philly wearing a Penguins Sidney Crosby sweater
00:00 - I feel bad these days for kids that didn't grow up with plastic Mylec pads. Literally anyone could be a goalie in your neighborhood street hockey games. You could slide cross-crease on asphalt. The straps cut the circulation off to your legs and serrated your skin but whatevs.
- Crosby getting taken out with a head injury while playing some of the best hockey of his life for a second time doesn’t seem anything other than cruel.
- This is wildly unnecessary. If I played in the UK, I would think long and hard about whether or not I want to take the ice in my next game knowing I could be liable for manslaughter if something horrible were to happen in the form of a freak accident.Man arrested on suspicion of manslaughter after death of Nottingham Panthers ice hockey player Adam Johnson bbc.in/3SFjLPe
- Reminder to everyone that in 2015 Steve Simmons ran with a bad source on Phil Kessel eating hot dogs every day on the way home in an attempt to paint a picture of him as lazy and out of shape. Kessel then went on to win back-to-back Cups in PGH without missing a single game.
If there were a “Sports Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?- Just a public service announcement. Don't gatekeep being a hockey fan. If you see a new fan ask a question that you'd consider "below you,", either don't comment on it, or take the opportunity to be a teacher and help them understand. We all started somewhere. More fans isn't bad
- Yesterday my wife and I made the most important trade deadline acquisition of all. A healthy, beautiful, 6lb 15oz baby girl. Everyone is healthy. Dad is an exhausted mess. We felt all your prayers and good vibes.
