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Johnny LaZebnik
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Johnny LaZebnik
@jlazebnik
tv writer and aspiring stepdad // i live mostly on substack now (link below)!
rep: fourth wall management, gersh
- attention: due to fear of getting coronavirus, i will not be having a boyfriend at this time. that is the only reason! please do not believe rumors that “no one is interested” or “i make it very difficult to love me”
- justin gets a lot of hate but you know what? it’s hard raising twins while living in a hotel. we need to cut him more slack
- congrats to tiffany trump, who just received her first ever text from her dad!
- can’t stop thinking about how timothée chalamet and natalia dyer have the same face
- one of the craziest parts of hollywood is learning that most celebrity’s email addresses are like, cateblanchett @ gmail . com
- i have a pitch for @Wikipedia: instead of asking for $3 every time i open the site, you should host a yearly celebrity-filled gala. tickets should cost enough to keep the site going and each year's theme should be a wikipedia page generated at random
- not to be like “i wrote this” but i wrote thisim peeing myself so hard everytime i see this
- gworl with a pworl earring
- if 👏 your 👏 adaptation 👏 of 👏 A 👏 Christmas 👏 Carol👏 doesn’t 👏 include 👏 rizzo 👏 the 👏 rat 👏 it’s 👏 not 👏 intersectional 👏
- was just trying to pinpoint what i'm looking for in my next relationship and then realized that this is the only way i can describe it
- i cannot emphasize enough that the prompt here was “tell us what you typically eat in a day”
00:00 - gal gadot waking up this morning
