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jim
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- this dude would probably try and peel your face off like a chimp if you sneezed on him
- bro was so perplexed he pulled out the pen and paperWhy do old white ladies love this haircut
- she lemony on my snicket until there’s an unfortunate event
- the cut to the yay has me fucking rolling dude
- a dude on acid just opened my car door at a red light. he was completely naked, tried to wrestle the steering wheel from me and used his hands to press on the gas pedals. super traumatic. still in shock. worst part is the picture I got of the dude is hilarious.
- asked my maiden what was for breakfast today and she replied “this pussy”, verily i am half starved woman ! whatever happened to porridge???
- you’re in her dms i’m googling autism spectrum test
