wanna feel old? it’s still today
Jill Gutowitz
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Jill Gutowitz
@jillboard
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- my girlfriend and i are on a little road trip and she’s driving, which means it’s my job to look out the window and periodically say “horsies” or “cows”
- straight men were low-key right to yell “let’s gooooo” when something cool happens in sports. like what else is there to say? let’s literally go…. period
- kind of awesome that it’s only march and billboard’s like “we’ve seen enough. it’s doechii”Billboard name Doechii their 2025 Woman of the Year.
- mental illness is crazy cause i’m like omg i’m gonna be late omg i’m gonna be late omg i’m gonna be late omg i’m gonna be late omg i’m gonna be late coronavirus? oh whatever, if i die i die are they mad at me are they mad at me are they mad at me are they mad at me are they mad a
- sometimes you have to be willing to say the things that no one else will
- me watching my instagram storiesFrancesca Scorsese says her father, Martin Scorsese, sometimes watches his films as though he’s never seen them before: “Something will happen and he’ll be like, ‘Ha! That’s great.’ And I’m like, ‘You literally made this.’” t.ly/mh69Q
- happy father’s day to all the men who aren’t fathers and have benefitted from their girlfriends’ abortions, yet have remained silent in the fight for safe access to abortion
- Billie Jean King was the first female athlete to admit to being gay, but only after being outed in a 1981 lawsuit. It hurt her image. Yesterday, after winning the world cup, Kelley O’Hara—who wasn’t previously out—ran to the sideline & kissed her girlfriend. How far we’ve come.
- Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found a negroni sbagliato with prosecco shoved inside a Twix. No words.
- i can’t afford healthcareMeet North’s Freesian horse. We have 14 gorgeous Freesians on the ranch.
- the crazy thing about an anonymous dua lipa thirst tweet is like… who’s behind it? is it gay guys? is it lesbians? is it straight men? is it straight women? it literally could be anyone. her web connects us allMY JAW IS ON THE FLOOR
