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- You believe your applebee's waitress can survive on a 15% tip, well let's see if you can survive on 15% of your blood.
- You love to cut “toxic friends” out of your life when it suits you... but can you cut off the toxic parts of your body as the ultimate act of self care? I’ve injected a lethal dose of saline directly into your testicles,
- Hello Jeff Bezos,
- Hello Daniel, I've watched you harass the homeless people near your luxury apartment, calling them names & telling them to "get a job". Well, good news Daniel: I hired them all. 6-figure salary + excellent benefits. Their job... is to bring me your teeth and fingernails.
- OH MY GOD did you just cut that guy's chest open? I said the key was inside his stomach, you just had to make him throw up using the smelly socks, where did you get that knife??? is he ok? Is he dead?? I'm gonna call 911 idk what to do oh my god oh no this isn't happening
- if you dont cum in 10 seconds im gonna release the poison gas
- Are you truly prepared to do whatever it takes to “live laugh love”? Or will this be the last “wine o’clock” you ever have? The choice is yours.
- You call yourself a girlboss, well to escape from this room, you will have to break a different kind of glass ceiling: a literal ceiling made of glass.
- Hello Ryan, your test today is to drink from the milk carton on the table....... how does it taste? ..... it doesn't taste sour to you? kinda tasted weird to me...... hmm ok, I thought it went bad, but maybe not. Thanks, you can leave
- Congratulations Judy, you passed my tests. You truly do appreciate life. There's one last room. Don't worry there aren't any more traps, just an optional survey. As a puzzle designer I'm always trying to improve my traps, and your honest feedback would be greatly appreciated ☺️
- Hello Darryl, for weeks you have carelessly left your dirty cast iron pan in the sink to accumulate rust. Your kind roommates clean and re-season the pan, but soon you cook another shitty steak and repeat the process. I put 450g of rust in your blood, idk what's gonna happen tbh
