That woman’s tweet aside, I’ll pay good money to read a paper that tells me why Nigerian men are so obsessed with food and why (given their obsession), they don’t learn to cook it themselves
Etieka
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Etieka
@jesboms
Jesus baby :: part time software engineer, full time enjoyment minister :: happy hour enforcer worldwide
- Your girl: - graduated with a first class in Computer Science from Covenant University, Nigeria - is on internship with a bulge bracket in Europe - runs a very profitable business; and - (tries to) stay sexy in her free time
- Became a British citizen yesterday, celebrating my man’s birthday today, my birthday coming up Sunday. Back to back bangers this week. Life is good. God is the greatest.
- Replying to @Vikky4_This sounds oddly specific. Pay for the paper too so we can all learn 👍🏽
- Imagine a Nigerian aunty waking up to this after hot midnight prayers
- Was moving to London for work & didn’t know anyone. My cousin introduced us on WhatsApp. He was always dropping a motivational speech at the end of every convo so I ghosted him for a month. We met and he was completely different irl 🤣 Became best friends. Married August 2022 🥰
Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half? Indulge me I’m a romantic! - The people quoting this tweet with silly takes obviously suffer from a lack of experience/exposure. I’ve sat in interviews where I was able to hire someone that other interviewers said was unqualified because of something as insignificant as how fast they spoke. DEI made sure…
- I don’t want to live in this place forever. I want to make nice hair and wear well tailored clothes again. I also like sunshine all year round. God please 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
- Replying to @jesbomsDEI made sure diverse candidates are also interviewed by diverse people. Dey play. Everyone saying Nigerians have always been hired at global companies because they’ve always been qualified. Go and ask your global company boss how many Nigerians they had 20 years ago vs today 😅
- Replying to @_EtibabyLOL this used to be such a big ick for me but I’m now learning to be more tolerant of different cooking styles. Plus I think the whole not cooking meat with water is an efik/ibibio thing. Everyone else seems to enjoy cooking water with a side of meat 💀
- My bank account has finally adjusted itself to fit my expensive lifestyle, praise Jesus
