just stood in a 2+ hour line to go see the new episode of the rehearsal at alligator lounge and it was fully worth it…..made two friends….drank two high lifes….saw emma stone being gorgeous…got a free tshirt…..beautiful sunday in the greatest city in the world
if you weren’t on the timeline the night she got caught macking on karlie kloss at the 1975 concert and then started posting and deleting pics of them together on her tumblr you’re not allowed to talk to me about taylor swift
what if i win the powerball. what if a stranger gives me the keys to a convertible white saab 900. what if my dinner gives me hot stomach. what if my a/c falls out the window. what if andrew cuomo withdraws from the race tomorrow. who gaf about “what if” be so serious
i was so embarrassed last week that the starbucks baristas recognized me by name and order and this week it was taken up a notch when they named me customer of the week