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jerry
@jerryannicole
retired from sad, new career in business
nyc via puerto rico
Joined January 2013
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    ok what if it doesn’t
    What if Zohran Mamdani's free bus plan for NYC actually hurt transit service? gothamist.com/news/what-if-z…
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    i’ve been so annoying even my friend who “doesn’t believe” in voting has caved muahaha
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    just stood in a 2+ hour line to go see the new episode of the rehearsal at alligator lounge and it was fully worth it…..made two friends….drank two high lifes….saw emma stone being gorgeous…got a free tshirt…..beautiful sunday in the greatest city in the world
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    if you weren’t on the timeline the night she got caught macking on karlie kloss at the 1975 concert and then started posting and deleting pics of them together on her tumblr you’re not allowed to talk to me about taylor swift
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    Replying to @jerryannicole
    what if i win the powerball. what if a stranger gives me the keys to a convertible white saab 900. what if my dinner gives me hot stomach. what if my a/c falls out the window. what if andrew cuomo withdraws from the race tomorrow. who gaf about “what if” be so serious
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    Replying to @escargotpro_
    oh you know the reach update was instant
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    if i looked like caroline calloway i would behave the same way tbh
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    my friend just asked me to get an early brunch and when i asked what time he said 8. my brother in christ that is just breakfast.
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    bitch i PASSED!!!!!!! LFG!!!!!! i am unstoppable now. ask me anything about art history because i have MASTERed it.
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    did y’all know that esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramírez went to UCF??? charge on baby
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    i am not seasoning my eggs with rockaway beach salt are you insane
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    my friend took this picture of me and i know i’m 3 sangrias in but it’s the best i’ve ever looked
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    i was so embarrassed last week that the starbucks baristas recognized me by name and order and this week it was taken up a notch when they named me customer of the week
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    am i being problematic be honest