when you are 34 you are actually 27 but the second you turn 35 you are 50. i learned this too late but it’s not too late for me to warn you.
Jen Statsky
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Jen Statsky
@jenstatsky
i co-created HACKS on @hbomax & i wrote for the good place & broad city & parks and rec & some other stuff & i’m still gonna die someday.
Joined June 2009
- how many calories are you guys burning per day? for me it’s 6
- the meals i cook at home, where i am like, “huh, pretty good!” if i were served that exact meal in a restaurant? i’d throw a brick through the window
- this is punishment for the “ok boomer” jokes isn’t it
- Amy and Pete splitting the “hi yes there’s a problem with our room” vote
- dunno about you guys but as a woman, I’m feeling preeeeetty good about the fact that we’re clearly immune to mental illness. must be why conservatives are always like, “we need a woman president, they’re the most stable!!!”
- you mean to tell me Cameron Diaz dated The Mask AND Shrek? mmmk someone’s got a type
- no way I’m making it out of my 30s with more than 3 friends
- We are devastated to not be with our incredible crew and cast right now, but there was no other option here. Writing happens at every stage of the process - production and post included. It’s what makes shows and movies good. It’s what makes them possible. #wgastrongEXCLUSIVE: Filming on Season 3 of HBO Max/Universal TV hit comedy series Hacks, starring Jean Smart and Hannah Einbinder, has been halted, Deadline has learned. According to sources, production will be on pause for the duration of the work stoppage deadline.com/2023/05/writer…
- this tweet was the only good thing that happened in 2016.Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
- I’m a showrunner who is very much for this and knows that there were thousands of survey responses from WGA members who did, in fact, ask for it.The WGA proposed that TV shows should hire a minimum of six to 12 writers, but some writers disagree. “Nobody asked for this,” said one prominent showrunner. “Every showrunner I know is against this. It doesn’t make sense to anybody.” bit.ly/3sk06cw
- just imagine if we could go back in time and tell our younger selves that as adults we get to stay up as late we want and eat whatever we want for dinner and be sad deep in our bones!
- which acting class should i take if we all end up having to canvass for joe biden
- hate to brag but my 2019 absolutely sucked ass
