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despite all my rage, I am still just a statistically probable sequence of observable online behaviors
elon's CSAM machine
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elon's CSAM machine
@jeffbigham
mostly not here anymore because Elon ruined it
Joined September 2008
- The 2nd day of the month is my favorite day because it’s when I get a $9.95 bill from AWS for something I can’t figure out how to shut down.
- with @zoom_us 's new video background feature, i can stay engaged and nodding thoughtfully, even when i'm not even in the room -- this is the kind of innovation we need!
00:00 - once I yelled to a man in the road, “hey man, watch out for that bus, it’s gonna hit you!” he moved out of the way, and the bus drove on by. a bit later he was like, “wow, man, you sure were wrong about that bus.”Why were experts wrong when they said U.S. hospitals would be overwhelmed by COVID-19 patients? Doctors and hospital officials share their perspectives. propub.li/3fZrwJn
- Replying to @Nicoletta0602 and @MegEBrockthey do this for the same reason they ask you for your birthday 800 times -- it's annoying, but evidence is that if you want to avoid missing a rare event (messing up who someone is, missing a trafficked child), gotta make it routine maybe you know that and are just trolling.
- I'm helping to start an Accessibility+ML Research group at Apple, and we're hiring! We're looking for full-time PhDs & engineers, and interns, looking to innovate in Machine Learning solutions to really hard, interesting, and impactful #a11y problems! Contact me & RT! thx :)
- some things that seem worth writing down… - all data are biased - all algorithms are biased - things can exist that we don't know how to measure - important things can exist that we don't know we need to measure - (add your own as a reply)
- I have created an AI that can predict from a single photo whether someone has COVID-19 … looking for investors, please DM.
- Replying to @RedistrictOne of many things I hate about election season is the constant reminder that both our democracy and our perception of what democracy is about is constant quantization errors and arbitrary lines on a map.
- our interfaces make us all liarsAnytime we click “I have read and agree to these terms and conditions” we are lying. Someone needs to look out for what is happening to our data. @ddpforall #prop24 @caprivacyorg
- “There is a myth that non-disabled people are independent and disabled people are dependent. We are all interdependent. Many of you like drinking coffee, very few of you grow your own beans” … from a great opening keynote at #assets2022 by @HabenGirma
- everyone should study HCI, if for no other reason than you'll have both the vocabulary and underlying theory to explain why that mistake you made using a computer was actually the computer's fault.
- check out this picture from an @Airbnb I recently stayed at in Seattle -- notice anything concerning? if you manage to spot it, that's great, because Airbnb considers this photo to be proper disclosure… 1/n
