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@jbresl
Head DFS Analyst @4for4football. DFS Player, I'm the guy you always see above you on @FanDuel and @DraftKings.
Falls Church, VA
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    Dec 9, 2024
    I put 60 entries in the DK $555 milly maker. My two highest-owned QBs were the two highest-scoring on the slate (Allen and Darnold). I had 95% of the highest scoring RB on the slate and was double the field on Justin Jefferson scoring two TDs. No D/ST or TE went crazy. I
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    Apr 25, 2021
    What an unbelievable night! Had a great time chatting with all the finalists in the @fanduel #wfbbc and all my @RotoGrinders peeps as well. Hey remember the multiple years people questioned how profitable Iโ€™d be at this contest?
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    Oct 29, 2024
    Sorry to say, but I just found out that yesterday was my last day doing shows and content for @RotoGrinders (and @BetterCollectiv). It's been a wild ride the past eight years to say the least, but I can't think of a website that changed anyone's life for the better than what
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    Nov 4, 2024
    I think having the extra hour to work on my lineups helped this morning. The JSN TD cost me the $100K prize for the Power Sweep on @DraftKings but won me the $200K prize for the Blitz on @Fanduel.
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    Oct 9, 2019
    Sorry if I've been unresponsive to anyone lately - I had to say goodbye to the original Squirrel Patrol, and my best friend, a few days ago. Thanks for staying up for all those late-night sweats with me buddy, it won't be the same without you.
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    Jun 8, 2025
    โ€ฆand NEW @DraftKings UFC Champion of the world! After 45 DK live final seats, a 2nd place finish, a 3rd place finish, and two 4th place finishes, I finally get my DraftKings live final win.
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    Sep 18, 2019
    My wife's bone scan and CT scan came back and she's still in remission, now 2+ years after diagnosis. ๐Ÿ˜€ We take nothing for granted because she's still at a high risk for recurrence someday. But not today.
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    Aug 23, 2018
    Just got the results of the bone scan and the CT scan, my wife's cancer is still in remission. Best thing to happen to me this month by a mile.
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    Aug 19, 2018
    I will start tweeting nonsense.... Right now.
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    Nov 10, 2025
    Came very close to having to buy a Davis Mills jersey, but I'll take the $10k and the 6th place finish in the large-field Milly. @4for4football
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    Jan 5, 2025
    With a big second half from Jennings I should be counting my million.
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    Feb 23, 2021
    A quick morning review of Twitter indicates that everyone is rich enough to spend $75k on NBA highlights and low-resolution gifs, but poor enough that they need stimulus checks and student debt relief.
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    Jan 17, 2025
    Looking forward to UFC 311 on Saturday.
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    Nov 4, 2024
    I just want to say, the response and support that everyone showed to me over the past week has really been overwhelming. I mean, not as overwhelming as a 15-game NBA slate with a different game locking every 15 minutes and MNF in the middle, but it was really meaningful and I
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    Oct 29, 2024
    Sorry to say, but I just found out that yesterday was my last day doing shows and content for @RotoGrinders (and @BetterCollectiv). It's been a wild ride the past eight years to say the least, but I can't think of a website that changed anyone's life for the better than what
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