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Jay
@jaywillis
Washington, DC
Born April 13
Joined November 2011
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    My dog does this every time we set the table and I cannot stress enough how much I respect her optimism
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    oh no my kid figured out the baby monitor
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    they want to say it so badly
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    Sorry but if the spectacle of a ragtag band of savvy Home Depot shoppers armed with $50 leaf blowers choking out federal stormtroopers with their own tear gas doesn’t fill you with joy, you’re a bad patriot who hates America, sorry I don’t make the rules
    Replying to @ByMikeBaker
    With leaf blowers, the protesters appear to be winning this battle with the feds, who have launched an immense amount of tear gas
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    My dog figured out the new car has heated seats
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    I feel bad for anyone who is this publicly bad at anything
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    absolutely astonishing to be a relatively anonymous billionaire who is so impossibly addicted to posting that you streisand effect your way to destroying your wife's career AND publicizing her history with j*ffrey epst**n
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    Obviously the Army killing Pat Tillman and covering it up afterwards is the worst thing the U.S. military did to him, but the years they’ve spent rolling out his portrait backed by some inspirational music as a recruiting tool is a surprisingly close second
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    Your periodic reminder that Clarence Thomas used to smear his own sister as a shiftless, welfare-dependent layabout in speeches to his Heritage Foundation pals, and when reporters tracked her down, his story turned out to be extremely fake greensboro.com/thomas-sister-…
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    HELLO, SOME NEWS: Minneapolis is going to disband its police department. This is not a drill.
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    Fondly remembering my tenure as an unpaid intern in Dianne Feinstein’s office, when we were all like uhhh look I’m not a doctor but this person doesn’t seem like she’s in super great shape? To be one of 100 U.S. senators? Anyway this was 2010
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    Replying to @jaywillis
    hard R incoming any day now
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    Lol congrats to the NYT, the Washington Post, and the Atlantic for getting played like a fucking fiddle by this leering dipshit, great job guys
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    Thank you to @kcpolice for their quick and courageous action this afternoon at the Chiefs parade. The criminals who did this must be brought swiftly to justice