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@jastronomically
Joined September 2013
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    applying for j*bs so I can buy this for my fluffy baby
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    ok lemme debunk the whole “if you don’t have friends you’re the problem” thing because it’s bullshit and all you’re doing is making lonely people feel worse
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    you can’t fool me I have two media and communications degrees. I know exactly what this is
    A source tells TMZ the reason Joe Jonas filed for divorce from Sophie Turner: “She likes to party, he likes to stay at home. They have very different lifestyles.”
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    just by looking at her..... what’s her sign
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    the song is called alien superstar not boring normal human
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    gemini and sagittarius
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    Replying to @jastronomically
    he’s trying to make her look bad… he did some shit. give it some time and it’ll come out
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    blow dried cows have taurus energy
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    ok wait stoners tell me ur moon sign and your favorite way to smoke
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    I just said it but I’ll say it again: if you have an emotional connection with someone but no physical attraction… that’s called a friend
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    so we’re all in agreement that this mercury retrograde is the worst right?
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    my capricorn placements when something goes against my 30 year plan
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    the worst thing you can do to a sagittarius or aquarius is try to correct them when they absolutely know what the fuck they’re talking about
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    tw: abuse y’all. I had a client today tell me that several tarot readers encouraged her to stay in an abusive relationship because he was her “twin flame” dealing with a “karmic”. if anyone asks me why I despise that stuff, this is EXACTLY why.