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Jason Selvig
@jasonselvig
Half the comedy duo @TheGoodLiars - Undecided:The Movie - The Supporters - find me Bluesky πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡
Brooklyn, NY
Joined April 2011
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    On Saturday, I was able to speak at the NRA Convention in Houston and β€œthank” Wayne LaPierre for all his thoughts and prayers.
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    Say that again, but slowly.
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    Asking people with a β€œchoose adoption” sign if they chose to adopt.
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    Caught you using pronouns.
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    We are releasing additional information on Kilmar Abrego Garcia. justice.gov/ag/media/13969…
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    Sometimes when your flight is delayed 5 hours you’ll run into a spineless coward eating a tuna sandwich.
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    I got my picture taken with a tourist who is visiting Pennsylvania.
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    If you were shot in a mass shooting, thank a Republican.
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    Hard not to get emotional here.
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    Your dad suggested dropping a nuclear bomb on a hurricane.
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    When groceries storm the Capitol?
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    It’s been two years. We will never forget.
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    If somebody asked me to describe the United States of America in a single picture.