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Heifer Hotline
@janeinLA
i can’t argue with you. ultimate fun girl ✌🏾
Joined November 2015
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    Kobe is my favorite NBA player of all time. don't @ me. idc.
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    my dad just called me to tell me he went viral on twitter. he was deadass. i asked him how many likes he got. he said 30.
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    men: just tell him no thank you, & you’re not interested me: no thank you men in real life: wow forreal sweetheart? it’s like that? i’m that ugly? we can’t even be friends? damn. where you going tho? why you walking so fast? can i come?
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    a few months ago i got a significant raise at work, & then my boyfriend got a significant raise at work. last month i accepted a new job making significantly more than my current one .. last week my boyfriend accepted a new job making significantly more. us right now.
    GIF
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    there is a guy i see every single time i’m at the gym. morning, night, midday, twice a days, i’m like this is outrageous. today, i’m here & there are two of them. they’re twins lmao it’s all adding up
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    it’s so unfortunate that people who aren’t as articulate come off as unintelligent. i try to be cognizant of that bias all the time. just because people haven’t learned as many words doesn’t mean their thoughts aren’t as valid
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    Rihanna said he gotta get to work! ikdr
    Asap Rocky launches new Whiskey Brand “Mercer + Prince”!🖤
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    she hasn’t even said anything lmao
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    it’s so funny that all the men responding are like “she should name him!” .. but when Meg named .. nvm lol we already know how they’d react if she named him
    Latto said there is a male feature on her album & he gave her a hard time clearing the track because she wouldn’t sleep with him.
    00:00
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    What’s stopping you from going meatless? dlvr.it/SHvTnZ
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    the dior shoes i want: $1,100. the cheapest home i want: $989,000 sometimes we gotta be realistic lmao
    y’all be pressed for jewelry, Chanel, dior, etc but don’t even be having a car or crib. Make it make sense.
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    #BREAKING: Two men have been arrested in Virginia Beach accused of hacking into gas pumps and selling them for a discounted rate. Police say the gas station lost "thousands of dollars" worth of gas over several days. bit.ly/3O1Oktk
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    now why the hell would i want to carry a kkk member with me everywhere??
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    me after cleaning my kitchen for the 10th time in 6 days: