Used to piss me off seeing Xmas stuff in shops in Sept, now just admire their blind optimism that we'll still be around in three months time
Tom Jamieson
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Tom Jamieson
@jamiesont
Surprisingly 🇦🇺 Senior writer Private Eye. Co Head Writer BBC Dead Ringers. Award losing Children's author: JFL (scripts) United Agents (books)
Joined May 2009
- If I was Ed I’d be marching out of Downing Street to greet the press pack eating the biggest fuck off bacon sandwich mankind has ever knownRt Hon Ed Miliband MP @Ed_Miliband as Secretary of State for Energy Security and Net Zero @energygovuk.
- This season's must haves - ELLE: Heels MARIE CLAIRE: Tuxedo jacket TEEN VOGUE: A hatred of Nazis & a working knowledge of the constitution
- Men talking to each other about their feelings you ghoulish fucks isn’t *woke* (whatever that is?) - it’s a brilliant thing that’ll mean less suicides & less misery for more families. And they’re allowed to read things too, other than shit newspapers. So please do fuck off.
- Londoners nod approvingly…
- Junior ministers being lined up to do the rounds of the breakfast shows tomorrow to defend Boris Johnson
- The 20% of people who think he’s genuinely sorry are the reason silica gel packets have do not eat written on themBritons don't believe Boris Johnson is genuinely sorry for breaking lockdown rules All Brits He is sorry: 20% He is not sorry: 66% Con voters He is: 41% He is not: 41% Lab voters He is: 5% He is not: 91% yougov.co.uk/topics/politic…
- Just the Editor of The Spectator being body slammed by a cat… Will miss this place when it’s gone
- Alanis Morrissette just exploded
- Jason Sudeikis at the Ted Lasso premiere. A class act. A great show ❤️
- As per Royal Tradition dating back to the 1470s, in service of her King, Penny Mordaunt will now raise a Private army and invade Suffolk
- “Middle class women of a certain age…”
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01:09Gregg Wallace releases new video responding to complaints. trib.al/2oJASyu - UKIP - We must return to Christian values ARCHBISHOP - show love and compassion in a world awash with fear UKIP - No, not those ones.
