easily the funniest thing I’ve seen happen all year.
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jamie amalea pappas
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jamie amalea pappas
@jamieamalea
jokes and opinions are my own. both are terrible. more content avail on my OF.
- Don’t blame COVID for cancelling your holidays. Blame the government that did nothing while 250,000+ people died, lost their jobs, and fell into poverty.
- Replying to @jamieamaleaI saw this vicious fight at John Heinz Wildlife Refuge. It’s one of my favorite places to watch birds, see turtle fights and to ignore humans.
- Kris Bryant is coming here. He just has to. The Phillies have to make their annual move that sucks me back in so I hate myself for another 6 months like with every guy I’ve ever dated.
- Thinking about all the times I defended Ben Simmons. He didn’t deserve me.
- If Trea Turner comes here… I’m sleeping in CBP until opening day.
- @JohnFetterman I know you hate Wawa and I get it, but it’s also very apparent you’ve never stumbled out of a Sea Isle bar into the holy land that is a 4 am Wawa in the summertime.
- Every season I defend the sport of baseball. I can never defend MLB itself. They run the league into the ground. Baseball as a sport? Top tier. MLB as a league? Straight garbage.
