Today marks 3 years since I sold my red fridge on Gumtree, under the listing ‘RED FRIDGE’.
When the buyer arrived, he asked for £50 off because he “didn’t know it’d be red”.
Here’s the picture I used for the ad.
I went to Madrid to see Isabel Quintanilla’s painting of her bathroom shelves, and now I’m showing you Isabel Quintanilla’s painting of her bathroom shelves.
There’s a bush in our garden that spends 11 months of the year being extremely drab and insular, but pops up in May wearing an enormous purple feather boa. We call him Clive, but we haven’t really asked ourselves why.
When I’m struggling to write, I often go back to this David Lynch quote.
‘I discovered that if one looks a little closer at this beautiful world, there are always red ants underneath’
25-30 is such a weird age group. You suddenly find yourself being referred to as an ‘Over’, and have to audition for the live finals at Louis Walsh’s house in Dublin, while the other groups get to go to LA and Saint-Tropez.
Sinéad O'Connor was brilliant, smart and courageous as fuck. I hope she’s remembered for her sense of humour, too.
Here she is attending an anti-Sinéad O'Connor demonstration in disguise. Truly one of a kind 🖤