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Before I married her, I took my missus on 8 dates and then we went to the cinema for our 9th.
Our dates were dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN
Jamie
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Jamie
@jambo__fett
The best way to scare a Tory is to read and get rich.
Joined October 2019
- They are. But it’s because they’re playing against United.United are looking decent 👀 x.com/AbzMedia2/stat…
- Don't vote for Sadiq because the council didn't give me any money for my gym. In Brentwood. Essex. Fucking clown @iamtomskinner 😂I do hope Sadiq Khan doesn’t win the elections today. Look how bad it is in London right now. I had a meeting with the council to see if I could get any funding to help my knife crime campaign at my Bosh gym as I’ve spent £20,000 of my own money this year and was told that there
- Replying to @jambo__fettAnd I created this joke before anyone accuses me of stealing it. ™️©️
- Replying to @RachelT1722 and @iamtomskinnerWhat? The Government are in charge of the whole country you div. Khan only looks after London. It really isn’t difficult.
- Replying to @RachelT1722 and @iamtomskinnerWell no, considering Sadiq Khan has no power in Brentwood.
- Replying to @R4ndyG_V1She's seen this and told me to tell you that you're balding.
- Poundland Michael Barrymore here might move to Dubai so he doesn’t have to talk to Muslims in lifts. Sawdust for brains.
- Replying to @RachelT1722 and @iamtomskinnerExactly, so Tom Skinner can’t complain he didn’t give him money for his gym that is outside of London 😂😂😂
- If the IDF weren’t killing kids then artists at Glastonbury probably wouldn’t be saying nasty words about them x
- Replying to @BackIndeedBanging on about “the good old days”. Cunt wasn’t even alive for Italia 90.
