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Jakob Johnson
@jakobjohnson
Fullback | Yoga & Movement | Speaker
Houston, TX
Joined July 2011
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    Land of the free. Terms and conditions apply.
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    Why y'all snitching? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
    Celebrates the victory by declaring "I'm not going to class" ๐Ÿ˜‚ x.com/rykerhenley88/โ€ฆ
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    Replying to @jakobjohnson
    The short version: My friend Tia was on the way to Germany to visit me. During her Layover in Istanbul she GAVE BIRTH to a HEALTHY BABY BOY In a Hotel Room BY HERSELF Tied and cut the Umbilical Chord BY HERSELF AND WENT TO THE AIRPORT THE NEXT DAY LIKE NOTHING HAPPEND
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    Iโ€™ve been released by the @Raiders
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    Replying to @jakobjohnson
    I forgot to mention.... SHE IS SERVING IN THE US AIRFORCE ....Is there anything this woman canโ€™t do??๐Ÿ˜‚
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    Thank You, New England! [Dankeschรถn] and [Auf Wiedersehen]! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝ
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    Iโ€™ve signed to the practice squad @raiders ๐Ÿฆพ
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    No more burnt orange either. Real UT Orange only!
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    Aye Andrew, you could have kept all your opinions to yourself. PhD in clout-chasing.
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    I know there are a lot of negative news right now but....This thread is the MOST AMAZING STORY of my friend Tia and how she delivered her baby. THIS IS STUFF FOR A MOVIE and I NEED EVERYBODY TO KEEP RETWEETING THIS! WOMEN CAN DO ANYTHING!! @TheEllenShow @Oprah
    I still really donโ€™t understand whatโ€™s so shocking about my delivery story. Lol maybe itโ€™ll set in one day.
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    All jokes aside, you gotta love this school and this fan base...#VFL
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