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Jake Malasek
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Jake Malasek
@jakemalasek
doing stuff with @barstoolgruden
They’ll never replace you, shrugging Kevin James
I’ll be honest I don’t like this guy at all- This guy on Tik Tok does random drops into cities on Google Maps to see if they’re shitty and the Baltimore one is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
00:00 - Crazy that lunch costs like $18 no matter where you decide to go.
- “Christian, please get back on the field! My fantasy team needs you!” Christian McCaffrey:
00:00 - Crazy the NHL just made this up for shits and giggles and it’s become this do or die fight to the death for both countries. So much fun.
- I mean this is HOF level from the kid.
00:00Baby on my flight is putting up a generational screaming session. Honestly gotta tip my cap. - The NBA in general confuses me. Both close out games were pretty big blowouts. The Panthers acted like this was the first time they’ve won a hockey game in their lives. The Thunder make it seem like they have 4 more games to play. Just a fascinating difference.
00:00 - Kinda hilarious the US has 350 million people and can’t find like 15 good soccer players.
- People will really look at you with a straight face and say they prefer basketball and baseball to this. Hockey fucking rocks.
- I remember the days when this would’ve been handled inside the radius of the University on Yik Yak the way God intended.
