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Jack Whitehall
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Jack Whitehall
@jackwhitehall
Actor and comedian. New tour on sale now.
Joined November 2008
- WARNING: This account is now going to feature exclusively dad jokes.
- Can’t believe it’s been 10 years. So many happy memories, people always ask me if we’ll get back together - never say never. I’m waiting by the phone @NiallOfficial #10YearsOfOneDirection
- Always thought there was a time and a place for bagpipes. But by god that was the time and the place. Incredible.
- Just heard some kids arguing on the street. So pleased to hear the insult 'suck your mum' is very much still in circulation.
- The downside of working out with Glutenus Maximus @TheRock is that he has all the machines set on beast mode. A lot of this was going on.
00:00 - Dominic Cummings is late for his statement because there’s traffic on the A1.
- It would have been more entertaining if he’d just blamed it all on Carol Baskin.
- She can also use this celebration if they beat Holland in the final.Sipping into the final! ☕️🇺🇸
- Haaland is like a real life PES6 Adriano.
- You’d only need two things to make Dancing on Ice more entertaining. 1) Fatter Celebrities 2) Thinner Ice
- Utterly devastating about Caroline Flack. She was a fun, kind beautiful person, always loved seeing her. So unfair that this has happened. Let’s pray we learn from this and remember to be a little bit more compassionate to people when they are down.
