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JACKMASTER
@jackmaster
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Glasgow
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    JACKMASTER
    @jackmaster
    Jul 15, 2018
    Right now most of your pals are more than likely going through some heavy shit and internalising it. Too shy or proud or “ashamed” to talk about it. Take a wee minute to genuinely ask how your pals are doing from time to time cause that’s what pals do innit ❤️
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    JACKMASTER
    @jackmaster
    Aug 22, 2017
    When ur tryna showoff a dead ibiza villa party to encourage your mates to come, and you walk into the glass door. I don't belong here do I
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    @jackmaster
    Jul 28, 2017
    Just chucked the prime minister of Belgium off the stage at Tomorrowland for taking selfies during my set and so it should be
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    JACKMASTER
    @jackmaster
    Nov 19, 2017
    SO HOMESICK RN. Check the guy givin out bumps at 01:00.
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    JACKMASTER
    @jackmaster
    Dec 1, 2017
    Patrice Evra is here in Dubai and asked me if I had any Aphex Twin. Yes I can muster something up for you mate
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    JACKMASTER
    @jackmaster
    Jun 21, 2018
    Due to the passing of my Dad earlier this week I sadly won’t be able to make my gigs in Loughborough (tonight), Robert Jonson (Friday) or DC10 (Monday). Berkley Suite on Sunday in Glasgow will go ahead as planned. Thanks for understanding x
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    @jackmaster
    Jul 17, 2017
    If Love Island is the highlight of ur summer then I feel bad 4 u
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    @jackmaster
    Jul 11, 2017
    Always a sign you're in the right job when u see Fat Ronaldo in DC10
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    JACKMASTER
    @jackmaster
    Feb 10, 2018
    Just bumped into a lad in Derry who’s told me he’s been in my house in Glasgow after a game having a dance off with me in my boxers. Sounds about right canny argue.
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    JACKMASTER
    @jackmaster
    Oct 12, 2017
    brb just off to Berghain to play after Villalobos and Thomas Brinkmann on a comedown wish me luck
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    JACKMASTER
    @jackmaster
    Jan 16, 2017
    Someone has come into the club in Playa Del Carmen and opened fire. 4-5 dead and many wounded. Stay in ur fuckin hotel if you're here at BPM
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    JACKMASTER
    @jackmaster
    Dec 31, 2017
    “Sorry sir we don’t serve shots we are a five star hotel, not a pub. I can give you a shot of tequila on the rocks, but not in a shot glass” aye awright sgt buzzkill actually the biggest load of shite I have ever heard.
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    JACKMASTER
    @jackmaster
    Dec 24, 2017
    Genuinely upset to hear the news that Leon from Gogglebox has passed away. His patter always warmed my cockles and it always seemed that even at the ripe old age of 83, he was a top shagger and he and his wife were truly in love. RIP old boy :(
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    JACKMASTER
    @jackmaster
    Jul 6, 2018
    If it was “by far” your “fave set of the festival” then why are you filming it instead of dancing?