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I endorse this comparison for the simple reason that nobody has ever seemed more destined to die on the toilet
Jack O'Brien
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Jack O'Brien
@jack_obrien
Co-founder Cracked. Co-host Daily Zeitgeist. Head of Comedy iHeart
- RIP to the best good boy, Finn. He was 13. Sad days at our house and office. I have the best friends and family to mourn with, who never mention how ugly a crier I am. Special shout to @annahossnieh for sending this video with a song that is perfect amount somber and farty
00:00 - Nobody has ever deserved something more than this. My faith in the universe is restored!
- Cruel that they make editors sit in the way back so when they win an Oscar they have to spend 2 minutes walking to the stage, more acutely aware than anyone that this part should be edited out
- The Moana soundtrack gave me the chills AND made me tear up when I was driving the kids to school today. Toxic masculinity is so weird. I spent 35 years not feeling why feelings and now they all come leaking out of my skin and face every time I experience good art
- My 3 yo just smashed his hands in hummus, spread it on the table and his clothes and when I noticed he said “say hello to the bad guy.” Sometimes I gotta admit he’s not wrong, he’s just cooler than me. Had no idea he’d even seen Scarface.
- Drawn with 2 pen strokes and signed with 6, proving once again that Picasso was probably a total asshole.
- Replying to @joeshabadoo17I left Cracked in May. I would never be stupid enough to fire any of the absurdly talented people who were let go today. I look forward to the retrospective that looks back in disbelief at all the comedic geniuses who worked for one website at the same time. Fuck this decision.
- There’s apparently a developmental stage my 3 year old is going through I’m gonna call permastoned where he has the thoughts I had when I was stoned or drunk in my twenties. He just said something about how we always need air but sometimes the air being too slow in his throat
- I'm happy for and proud of Talia and horrified by the revelations I didn't know about until this weekend. When Talia came to us in 2014, we responded immediately within HR channels based on what we knew at that time. It's now clear HR channels were not sufficient to the problem.
- "Yesterday was a really bad day for him" and "sexual addiction" the police sound like a publicist doing damage control for a celebrity.
- Reading through tears right now. cracked.com/blog/saying-go… Really appreciate every last word. Also, I'm NOT dying. jackcobrien.com
