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Sat on tram and there’s genuinely a 11/10 opposite me, perfect time for me to say absolutely nothing and think about her until I’m 34
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- Was just saying this in the pubOmar Marmoush operates in the half-space between causality and chaos. His velocity isn't speed, it's spatial entropy. He doesn’t run behind the defence; he quantum-leaps into unoccupied xThreat zones, disrupting vertical compactness and destabilising low-block temporal integrity
- Allowing this man to play football again is in-humane. If you need a permanent defibrillator inside of you it’s time to call it a dayLuton captain Tom Lockyer explains how his newly-fitted defibrillator will 'give him a shock' if his heart-rate goes outside of the normal parameters 💭
00:00 - “CARRINGTON” you signed him from Brighton 2 years ago mateTOBY COLLYER CLEARANCE OFF THE LINE FOR UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!🤯 LOOK AT HOW ALL THE PLAYERS WERE THANKING HIM!!! CARRINGTON!
00:00 - Blackburn > Crystal Palace > Real Madrid may be the funniest career path I’ve ever seen🚨 CONFIRMED: Real Madrid are interested in Adam Wharton. Other clubs are also monitoring him, it could be a topic in 2026. @FabrizioRomano
- ‘Short back and Audi please mate’“Saw Ross Barkley in Tesco Express getting about 80 protein bars early on in the season when he was out injured. Awkward mandatory picture and then he walked out the shop.” Submitted by George S
- Surely this isn’t you sexualising a football player?
Genuine question - is there any possible chance a woman can get into the men's game without remotely being sexualised? She's literally in joggers and loose jacket as well 😭😭 Go take a cold bath ffs. - “Random PL teams”
Just sad how random pl teams are going to Wembley for fun while we haven’t been there for 6 yrs - Did Kyle Walker come over on a dinghy from Sheffield?It's Coming Home
- Welcome to Nottingham Forest Renato🚨🇵🇹 Renato Sanches will return to PSG at the end of the current season, AS Roma will not trigger €15m buy option clause to keep him at the club. ↪️ Sanches will be available on the market as PSG will explore solutions for Portuguese midfielder.
