last night at a house party i watched a guy unscrew the hinges of the host's bedroom doors, hide the hinges under a pile of clothes, and put the door back in place, bc the host insulted his girlfriend
sat in a coffee shop, ordered on the app and i thought i was ordering pickup. instead, a delivery guy got off his motorcycle, came inside, went to the counter and picked up my order, handed it to me and left๐ญ๐ญ
1 out of every 426 yale undergraduates is named isabel. however, only 1 out of every 3592 americans is named isabel. similarly, 1 out of 3300 people in the world is named isabel. what could possibly account for this overrepresentation? this sounds like a joke but i'm being so fr
A team of veterinarians successfully removed an entire beach towel from the stomach of a pet snake after it was brought in for unusual sweling and discomfort.
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