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When you’re singing the “clean up” song, but your child not picking shit up 😒.
🫧 ivywivy
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🫧 ivywivy
@ivysplanet
- Me : *inhales* ..... Iain'tneverhadnobodyshowmeallthethingsthatyoucanshowmeAndthespecialwayIfeelwhenyouholdmeWegonealwaysbetogetherbabythat'swhatyoutoldmeAndibelieveitCauseIain'tneverhadnobodydomelikeyou 🎶
- THEY AREN’T ACTING WEIRD. THEY NEVER LIKED YOU, IT'S JUST GETTING HARDER TO HIDE IT!
- U EVER MASTURBATED SO GOOD U PUT YOURSELF TO SLEEP 😂😂😂😂😂
- i be so turned off sexually when someone is letting me down emotionally.
- These gotta be the niggas Madea told us to pour hot GRITS on😂
- If i block you , im blocking everybody that you cool with too 😂😂 this a RICO sweep 😂😂😎.
- You can lose it all today & be financially-stable again by tmrw. Depressed today & find joy tmrw. Sick today & healed tmrw.Alone today & find love tmrw. Jobless today & get a job offer tmrw. That’s just how GOD works. Hardships are temporary.
- Busting a nut is the real adult melatonin 🫠.
- I’m outgrowing people daily, I’m just not in the mood anymore.
