At some point we gotta have an Olympics where all the drugs in the world are legal. I’m tryna see how fast mfs can go.
THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD ✨
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THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD ✨
@itszoedadon
🇧🇿 “SILLY GIRLS LIVE FOREVER”
- I don’t wanna feel like I’m fighting for civil rights every time I wanna wash up
- Fun Fact: this episode helped to clear a Latino man wrongly charged with murder. He went to a Dodgers game that day and by a stroke of luck, he had accidentally walked in front of the CYE camera during a take. Juan Catalon. There’s a Netflix doc about it.
- I can’t lie, Anthony Bourdain’s death rattles me. The same way Robin Williams’ death did and Kate Spade’s. Because they’re all 50+, had battled depression for years, fulfilled their dreams + some, and still said hey, I’ve had enough.
- I’m really tired of y’all using my picture to describe your sins
- okay children open up your textbooks so we can discuss the white man’s barbaric journey to modern civilization
- Replying to @itszoedadonwait lemme clear some shit up lmao my boss is an older white woman who takes pride in her garden, it was just the wink that did it 😂
- Why is a Nigerian man cheating on his wife “breaking news”? sounds like just another Thursday on God’s green earth to me😂
- Replying to @itszoedadonSome people are saying I’m “spoiling the ending” but I know how exhausting it is watching people that look like you sentenced again and again for crimes they didn’t commit. I wanted to broadcast the fact that this one was refreshing and had a happy ending.
- BITCH CAME OUT WITH HER BEST FUR + A GLASS OF WINE FOR THE DRAMA I LIIIIIIIVE
- This is a "ain't a nigga alive who deserves to see me in this" look x.com/moriyee/status…
- Replying to @itszoedadonBecause in the peak of my depressive episodes, my most fearful thought is “This is something I will always go through”. And yeah, I work my way out of them and it gets better but does it go away?
- If I invite you to smoke with me and you say "I have no money/weed" I DIDNT ASK TO MATCH I ASKED YOU TO SMOKE WITH ME I LOVE YOU DAMMIT
- Replying to @_ShreddyMurphyMURPH that water pressure look POWERFUL! Generational flashbacks okay!!!!