yeah and it was fucking boring
aubrey
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aubrey
@itsonlyaubrey
bi (she/her) | 18+ | Affiliate on Twitch 🫡
- I.... oh my.... I.... my god????
- before you decide to give shit to Kylie for her response, this is actually a great tactic. this is how my family helps me when I have panic attacks. talking about things that don’t matter, remembering people’s birthdays and addresses. it’s a great distraction
- oh you thought just because I’m dating a guy that my man hating brand would change? think again bitch, he sucks too
- having a kid scares the shit out of me. not so much because of the responsibility but because kids are MEAN. you could be having a nice day but then a kid will be like “you look ugly” and it’s fucking game over
- what’s your biggest irrational fear? I’ll start! I’m worried someone might hide under my car to cut my Achilles tendon
- this canNOT be the real dialogue. you’re lying to meif you're not watching riverdale by now I really don't know what to tell you
- just because you’re uncomfortable breastfeeding in public, doesn’t mean I am. I should be able to breastfeed my boyfriend whenever I see fit
- Replying to @klondikebratchange the gender and age, no one will even know x.com/brenda_johanaa…
- do men who refuse to kiss you after you give them head deserve rights? be honest
- everyone jokes about Chad’s and Kyle’s but have y’all ever met a Connor? yikes
- friend: “how’s it going??” my brain: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it me: “it’s going”
- Replying to @gIiteringI can’t believe the same thing happened to this girlDidn’t see my boyfriend for like a week and when we sat down to eat at this restaurant he pulls out a bit of paper and said “ I had so much tea to spill that I didn’t want to forget any details” lmaooooo
- I straight up would not know how to act if I looked like this
