i love lettuce i could fuck up a whole head of lettuce by myself in 16 minutes
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- people that dont like water genuinely confuse me like i be drinking so aggressively haha gulping and swallowing so hardβ¦ water spilling out my mouth and on my boobsβ¦ moaning and.. breathing heavyβ¦
- its so beautiful that this photograph exists and i get to live to see it
- no because why would you go to the seafood restaurant for seafood seriouslyWhy are you getting a seafood boil at red lobster? Lmfaoooo
- cant believe the standard is now βwill he peel a fruit for youβ straight women are victims
- i slept over at this SLUTS house and why theres a drawer in the bathroom full of brand new toothbrushes.. is this a brothel im gonna be sick
- saying βis this all you talk aboutβ when someone is talking about their interests is so unnecessarily cruel and fucking evil
- i miss those βik ur sleeping butβ texts why doesnβt anyone like me
- Replying to @Davinci_beaustreets saying you old enough to have grandkids
- thought this was a before and after
- Replying to @arcanecoveti talk to her like shes a kitten with half a brain
