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dan haren
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I threw 88...... Retired
OC, Ca
Born September 17
Joined April 2014
- Two years ago I beat Corey Kluber 1-0....Today, I walked my 2 pugs while wearing a "pug life" t-shirt. Life comes at you fast.
- According to twittter I was NOT elected to the baseball hall of fame. They will tell me I’m taken off the ballot next year, but I’d first like to announce that I’m REMOVING MYSELF from next years ballot and any going forward. #0%
- One time with dodgers I was struggling and decided to rip a cigarette during the anthem in between my warm ups. Gave up one hit and turned my season around. No I did not continue to smoke. Was just a good luck heater.
- I lost my best bud of 15 years last night. This isn’t a tweet so u feel bad for me, just a reminder that dogs are the best and you should go hug yours
- It sucks I’ll never know how far Aaron Judge could hit a baseball off me
- Not ashamed to admit I called my therapist yesterday. After baseball I had a tough time adjusting, staying home a lot, self-worth, anxiety etc. if you’ve dealt with anxiety/depression in the past I encourage you to make arrangements now so you have someone to talk to.
- I wanted to be Roy Halladay. I’m heartbroken, rest easy Doc.
- So thankful they juiced the ball after I retired. So damn thankful.
- I only own like 5 signed jerseys, and I was so scared to ask him. He wrote that he liked watching ME pitch. What an honor
- You sound like my agent trying to get me a job after my 2013 season with the NationalsGive people the grace to change. Don’t judge their whole life on one season, one mistake.
- Thank you baseball. I played this beautiful game for 30 years. I took my jersey off for the last time tonight. It was an honor. #ithrew88
- @JArrieta34 saw you gave up a run, hang in there. Thinking of you.




