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privacy, cyber, and AI lawyer. style enthusiast. you don’t worry bout fitting in when you’re custom made. born in 🇦🇺 , lived in 🇨🇦, and now 🇺🇸. bna/cmh.
United States
Joined August 2017
- Quickest 5 years of my life I swear
- How do you say “I promise I’m smart my brain is just fried” professionally??
- Replying to @inreGray“My cleaner informed me you had a pet with you” ma’am I informed you I had a pet coming with me three weeks ago when I booked 😭
- Replying to @inreGrayIt’s a “glitch” but they changed the listing 2.2 seconds after I sent a screenshot that showed pets allowed 😂
- Replying to @specialkdelslayI mean I checked out less than 12 hours ago so it remains to be seen
- Being single at 30 makes sense considering I heavily prioritized school, career, and personal development in my 20s. Because I’m established and confident in where I’m at now, I can approach dating from a place of desire and enjoyment, not necessity. That’s an underrated luxury.
- Replying to @AirbnbHelpI’ve already submitted a message but will send another!
- It’s actually insane when you realize how many of Ashley Madison’s male users ruined their marriages, families, and reputations to talk to bot profiles.The whole history of Ashley Madison is so funny. 95% of its users were men, so the company had to create fake profiles for "women" and use chatbots to "talk" to all the men who signed up to keep them paying their monthly fees.
- How do you say “I promise I’m smart my brain is just scrambled eggs” professionally??
- Remembering the time one of the partners from an internship in law school asked me to go to lunch. I told them I left my wallet at home but would come anyway (didn’t wanna miss the chance to connect). They sat and ate a full meal in front of me without offering to spot me. 😂
- Remember how I failed the October bar with a score of 266? I just PASSED THE TENNESSEE BAR WITH A 281!
- law school






