innocent drinks
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We make healthy drinks. Please buy them so we don't get fired.
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- We’ve made a new drink. It’s blue. It’s tasty. It’s blue. It’s good for you. It’s blue. It’s made from apple, lime, guava, and coconut water. It's blue. It’s boosted with vitamins. It’s blue. It's the perfect subject for a Venn diagram. Did we mention it's blue?
- DO NOT EAT CONKERS Hello everyone. Yesterday we made a mistake. Now we're trying to put things right. Long story short: PLEASE DO NOT EAT OR MILK CONKERS
- Instagram is down. The influencers panic. Their power is waning. Smashed avocado on sourdough doesn't seem so appetising in this cruel, filterless world. They cling to their hair vitamins, screaming 'hashtag blessed'. Even detox tea can't save them now. #instagramdown
- Even we wouldn't do this. We're not monsters.
- Australia are competing in #Eurovision tonight. In case you're confused, here’s how the European map looks now.
- We've paid Duncan from Blue to promote our new blue drink. Fifty quid well spent. #definitelyblue
00:00 - We've made a Christmas ad with Duncan from Blue. (Keira Knightley wasn't available.)
00:00 - Replying to @innocentIf you haven't met Matias' nephew, he enjoys bananas, climbing the Empire State Building, and throwing barrels at Italian plumbers. x.com/MathewPlant/st…
- Facebook, Instagram & WhatsApp are down. For those of you using Twitter for the first time, it’s basically the same but with less avocados on toast and less group chats with 29 people trying to organise a night out while one friend sends dog GIFs. Oh, and you can only use 240 ch











