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@innocent
We make healthy drinks. Please buy them so we don't get fired. shorturl.at/t3c2i
The Fridge
Joined March 2008
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    We stand against discrimination🏳️‍⚧️
    Hello there, this is a picture of a short statement from us. It says:

We’re working hard to make innocent as inclusive as possible.

Over the years we’ve followed a lot of people on here, and from time to time we’ve unfollowed some too. The other day we unfollowed a Twitter account because content on their feed about trans people wasn’t in line with our values of inclusivity and respect. This made some people on Twitter quite cross.  
 
We’ve still got work to do, but we believe that everyone should be protected from discrimination. We will continue to make sure that our social media channels remain fair and inclusive. It's on all of us to make sure everyone can live happy, free lives and we will keep working towards a world where that’s a reality.
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    We’ve made a new drink. It’s blue. It’s tasty. It’s blue. It’s good for you. It’s blue. It’s made from apple, lime, guava, and coconut water. It's blue. It’s boosted with vitamins. It’s blue. It's the perfect subject for a Venn diagram. Did we mention it's blue?
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    DO NOT EAT CONKERS Hello everyone. Yesterday we made a mistake. Now we're trying to put things right. Long story short: PLEASE DO NOT EAT OR MILK CONKERS
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    Instagram is down. The influencers panic. Their power is waning. Smashed avocado on sourdough doesn't seem so appetising in this cruel, filterless world. They cling to their hair vitamins, screaming 'hashtag blessed'. Even detox tea can't save them now. #instagramdown
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    Even we wouldn't do this. We're not monsters.
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    Turns out, raspberries make grape beards.
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    Australia are competing in #Eurovision tonight. In case you're confused, here’s how the European map looks now.
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    We've paid Duncan from Blue to promote our new blue drink. Fifty quid well spent. #definitelyblue
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    Replying to @innocent
    Looks blueish blue to be honest
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    Looks greenish blue to be honest 🤔
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    We've made a Christmas ad with Duncan from Blue. (Keira Knightley wasn't available.)
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    Replying to @innocent
    If you haven't met Matias' nephew, he enjoys bananas, climbing the Empire State Building, and throwing barrels at Italian plumbers. x.com/MathewPlant/st…
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    Facebook, Instagram & WhatsApp are down. For those of you using Twitter for the first time, it’s basically the same but with less avocados on toast and less group chats with 29 people trying to organise a night out while one friend sends dog GIFs. Oh, and you can only use 240 ch
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    Don't worry, we've got this sorted. #GBBO
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