user avatar
Marcus HayesX
@inkstainedretch
SpaceX-Vice President, Customer Operations and Integration🆇
Austin, TX
Joined February 2010
1,814
Following
11.1K
Followers
Posts
  • user avatar
    Marcus HayesX
    @inkstainedretch
    Nov 6, 2022
    Kyle Schwarber, Rhys Hoskins, Alec Bohm, Nick Castellanos, Matt Vierling, Garrett Stubbs, and Darick Hall are sitting in a circle, unshowered, having a beer in the clubhouse after they lost the World Series, reminiscing about the season. These guys love each other. #Phillies
  • user avatar
    Marcus HayesX
    @inkstainedretch
    Jan 4, 2022
    Aaron Rodgers brags he has Ayn Rand’s “Atlas Shrugged” on his bookshelf. Explains everything.
  • user avatar
    Marcus HayesX
    @inkstainedretch
    Oct 6, 2025
    The Phillies’ $927 million Big Five -- Bryce Harper, Trea Turner, J.T. Realmuto, Nick Castellanos, and Kyle Schwarber, in order of payroll outlay -- are 2-for-26 with 11 strikeouts and two walks through 14 NLDS innings.
    252K
  • user avatar
    Marcus HayesX
    @inkstainedretch
    Sep 21, 2021
    Ben Simmons says he’s gonna treat training camp and the regular season just like he treats the playoffs. He ain’t showing up. #Sixers
  • user avatar
    Marcus HayesX
    @inkstainedretch
    Jan 9, 2022
    JJ Arcega-Whiteside might be the worst player in the history of football. #Eagles
  • user avatar
    Marcus HayesX
    @inkstainedretch
    Sep 22, 2024
    The lucky play that saved Nick Sirianni’s job. #Eagles
    589K
  • user avatar
    Marcus HayesX
    @inkstainedretch
    May 6, 2022
    It’s like Joe Girardi is trying to beat Doc Rivers to the unemployment line. #Phillies #Sixers
  • user avatar
    Marcus HayesX
    @inkstainedretch
    Jun 26, 2022
    The #Phillies two best hitters, Harper and Segura, have injured hands. This would be a good time for the $115 million catcher and the $100 million rightfielder to start earning all that goddam money.
  • user avatar
    Marcus HayesX
    @inkstainedretch
    Dec 29, 2021
    Jalen Hurts is a Pro Bowl alternate. Lane Johnson is not. The Pro Bowl is broken. #Eagles
  • user avatar
    Marcus HayesX
    @inkstainedretch
    Sep 28, 2020
    Doug Pederson just said Carson Wentz cannot handle the whole playbook in Year 5 and Jason Peters left the game because he was tired. It’s like a high school team. #Eagles
  • user avatar
    Marcus HayesX
    @inkstainedretch
    Mar 18, 2022
    I ripped Carson Wentz for forcing the #Eagles to trade him. I railed against the presence of domestic abuser Odubel Herrera on the #Phillies. I ripped Ben Simmons for boycotting the #Sixers. #DeshaunWatson is all three, combined. I’m so glad he’s not in Philadelphia.
  • user avatar
    Marcus HayesX
    @inkstainedretch
    Jun 30, 2023
    Carson Wentz got Doug Pederson fired, then quit on Philly. Ben Simmons got Brett Brown fired, then quit on Philly. James Harden got Doc Rivers fired, then quit on Philly. Wild.
    265K
  • user avatar
    Marcus HayesX
    @inkstainedretch
    Sep 27, 2023
    No Rhys Hoskins One-armed Bryce Harper Mid-Nola Bullpen in Shambles Stott, Bohm, Castellanos carry the team early Some kid you never heard of this spring drives in another kid you never heard of this spring to clinch with 5 games to play #Phillies
    131K
  • user avatar
    Marcus HayesX
    @inkstainedretch
    Dec 7, 2020
    The QB controversy overshadows the fact that $12 million #Eagles receiver Alshon Jeffery has 2 catches since he returned 4 games ago.