Aunty Ruckus Firefly (@imohremi

Aunty Ruckus Firefly

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Aunty Ruckus Firefly

@imohremi_

Research writer, SEO copy Writer, UX designer in training

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Joined April 2012

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Aunty Ruckus Firefly
@imohremi_
Jan 31, 2025
Replying to @imohremi_
Okay... Looks like y'all are paying attention. I write research papers and assignments . Masters... PhD ... I know all the referencing styles and I know my stuff. DM let's talk business so I can buy my Starboy a big val and birthday gift. His birthday is 24th February.
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Aunty Ruckus Firefly
@imohremi_
Jan 31, 2025
One issue I had with my man before was his obsessive need to be everyone's hero. One time he drove to take a "female friend" to the hospital because she had period cramps. We argued about it. So I went out and told him I had gone to help my male friend with how blue balls.
Chichi
@chibzyyyy
Jan 30, 2025
It’s easy to talk till it’s your man giving another babe money bouquet
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Aunty Ruckus Firefly
@imohremi_
Jan 31, 2025
Replying to @imohremi_
You could have heard a pin drop. Lol. Safe to say he learned. Men like to act like they don't get it. So do them back . They will get it when you do them back.
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Aunty Ruckus Firefly
@imohremi_
Jan 31, 2025
Replying to @imohremi_
We live in times that women are falling over one another to act like they are woke and don't care . But I do. And when I say I don't share... I wasn't just talking sex. I DO NOT SHARE Get your own fucking man. But I won't fight you. I'll fight the man and beat his ass.
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Aunty Ruckus Firefly
@imohremi_
Jan 15, 2023
Fun fact, Delilah was not a whore. She was an intelligence agent for her country and she helped bring down a man who terrorized her people. She is an astute, brilliant agent who saved her people. Samson was a spineless weakling. He knew her game. He knew who she was. Yet, fell.
Muhavi Kibidi Jr. 🔴👹⚽
@Timmokibidi
Jan 15, 2023
Today marks exactly 6218 years (yes we keeping count) that Delilah betrayed Samson😢... RIP bro💔 You’re gone but not forgotten 😭😭🕯 #FearWomen #ForbiddenFruitAgent
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Aunty Ruckus Firefly
@imohremi_
Jan 31, 2025
Replying to @imohremi_
He went crazy. I sat there staribg at him as he raved. So I told him "I don't understand why you're mad. He is my friend. And if he needs my help with his balls, bet I will show up for him cos that's what friends do". Those were literally d words He used during our fight.
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Aunty Ruckus Firefly
@imohremi_
Mar 9, 2024
Lagos stinks. You people in Lagos can not be healthy. The air is putrid. Even the stupid island stinks to hell. How do you people live in this disgusting pile of crap? HOW? One week in Lagos and I'm already having cough and respiratory distress. Like how do y'all cope?
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Aunty Ruckus Firefly
@imohremi_
Jan 31, 2025
Replying to @imohremi_
First it is money bouquet... Then it is period cramps. Next it will be what exactly? Men are here talking about unequal compqrision but women know that they do NOT call men who aren't relatives or romantic partners for intimate matters like sexual and reproductive health issues.
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Aunty Ruckus Firefly
@imohremi_
Jul 19, 2024
One day, we will really answer the question of what a woman truly gets out of the marriage deal. WHAT DO YOU GET? He gets a cook, maid, baby maker, emtnal support animal, sex toy, tutor for his kids who have his name, 50/50 contributor, and backup money stash. WHAT DO YOU GET?
Oiza
@Steadi_lady
Jul 18, 2024
I worked at the bank for five years & saw that a lot of women looked amazing before they got married—nice hair, stylish heels, glowing skin, doing well for themselves. But once they got married, they changed. They'd keep braids for two months, looked tired, dull demeanor;
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Aunty Ruckus Firefly
@imohremi_
Jan 31, 2025
Replying to @imohremi_
Y'all out here acting like I'm crazy. But when you come to terms with the fact that a woman who doesn't "like" you wouldn't even want you to know what's going on in her panties (period) and also that men generally don't like women like that and wont go out of their way to help
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Aunty Ruckus Firefly
@imohremi_
Jan 31, 2025
Replying to @MissAdaoha
I do not call my male friend for sexual and reproductive health issues unless I want to smash them or have already smashed them in the past. I don't bloody care about her bleeding uterus. She should either call a single man or get her own damn man. Thank you.
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Aunty Ruckus Firefly
@imohremi_
Jan 31, 2025
Replying to @imohremi_
You unless there's affection or sex in the offings ... You'll get it. Understanding the male psych will let you know that your man "helping " other women is the first step to him detaching. Cos that how men form bonds. Through adversity.
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Aunty Ruckus Firefly
@imohremi_
Apr 30, 2025
This thing triggered a small part of me. I am going to share a very intimate detail about myself here. Please read, maybe you’ll learn to not make the same mistakes my parents made.
Big E 👑
@ebukahhhh
Apr 29, 2025
Being too clingy. Tried one in the past and she wanted to live inside my skin. When we are together, she would squeeze my body up and down, sniff my armpit , lick my face 😭. I no know if na dog she be
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Aunty Ruckus Firefly
@imohremi_
Jan 31, 2025
Replying to @imohremi_
That's why all the great romances have a damsel in distress and a knight who helped her out and they fall in love. Because that how men form affection. If you can convince a man tondo things for you, you can convince him that he loves you.
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