Like are we being fucking serious right now
If you drive with those blinding LED headlights you need to be killed
natalia
19.8K posts
- If I were a guy I would probably be getting boners for anything. Like that first bite into a fresh baked croissant would have me #BRICKED
- Just got hired at five guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag
- Whenever I catch a whiff of Auntie Anne’s cinnamon sugar pretzel bites in the mall I get lifted up off of my feet and float towards the shop like a cartoon character smelling a pie on a windowsill
- I hate a messy sandwich. You’re fucking embarrassing me
- Self proclaimed “free thinkers” when you crinkle a wrapper in the kitchen
- Isn't it crazy how all protein bars are nasty at least a little bit
