tonight at the bar a girl looks at me and goes โare you singleโ and i said yes and she said โok youโre coming with meโ
and that was kinda hot so then i walked around with her like a baby duckling for 2 hours
the end
there seems to be some confusion iโm not a lesbian iโm simply an introverted man who appreciates confident women demanding things from me
thank you for ur time
the rave scene is so funny bc youโll be chillin and someone will walk up and hand you some shit like this and be like โheโs yours now, protect him w your lifeโ and then disappear never to be seen again