“WhAt’S iN tHe VaCcInE” bitch you literally don’t know what’s in Tylenol shut up
Justin Randall
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Justin Randall
@imjustinrandall
cool gay guy
- James Corden acts gay for two hours and gets a Golden Globe nomination, I act straight for 23 years and all I get is trauma
- Dear followers, last night I JOKINGLY tweeted that I would “show hole” if Trump had covid. How was I to know he would announce he had it WITHIN THE HOUR? I’m sorry. The lesson here is don’t tweet
- And then I realized, with New York City under water, was my love life drowning too?
- What do you call that unique experience as a gay man when you see a woman looking hot and powerful and your brain floods with chemicals but none of it is sexualMiley Cyrus in her new interview with David Letterman.
- The vaccines are workingLGBTQ+ Population in the U.S. Grows by Over 2 Million advocate.com/news/lgbtq-peo…
- A guy on Grindr last night asked me if I had nice feet and I said idk cus I’ve never been asked before but then I was feeling brave so I sent a picture and he said “they’re okay” x.com/porritogay/sta…
- Gay men in their 30s when they haven’t been on vacation in three weeks
