Flashback Friday to the time I pretended to be Canadian. Happy Canada eh. I’m sorry.
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
@iluvtacos0822
I’m a wife, mom and Swiftie. Obsessed with my weiner. Lover of coffee, food, Nebraska sports, video games & not wearing pants. linktr.ee/iluvtacos0822
- It’s officially beach/pool season in Florida.
- I attempted to look presentable today. Say hi. Or don’t. Whateve.
- It’s National Lingerie Day and I do love some lingerie.
- I love when people scroll so far back and like photos you forgot about. I didn’t hate this one. Happy Thursday.
- You can still pinch. I don’t mind. 🍀🍻
- It’s Tuesday. It’s 2020. It’s the year of IDGAF
- Felt like a cute little fairy. I don’t hate it.
- Moms who show any skin apparently are classless and do not deserve respect. Well..... Respect this 🖕🏻
- It’s Tuesday and I’m thinking back on the time some guy said that god wouldn’t love me because I posted this. I’m pretty sure god loves them💅🏻 Happy Tuesday you nerds.
- Why yes I have a weiner dog around my neck and on my ears. Thank you for noticing.
- I should be cleaning and doing yard work but this beer isn’t going to drink itself right?
