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Iliza Shlesinger
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Iliza Shlesinger
@iliza
I created the term “Elder Millennial” and I am one! text me for touring info 323-370-4480
- The highlight of 2022 (and also the rest of my life)... her
- Does the slippery granite or the lauryl sulfate do it for you more? 🧼🚿 A Different Animal is streaming now on @PrimeVideo!
00:00 - Tour Training Update: the upside of forgetting leggings is i get to do an underwear in-room pilates work out. Tried it in the gym for a minute… no complaints.
- Millennials walked so Gen Z could run. My new special, Iliza Shlesinger: A Different Animal, arrives March 11. @PrimeVideo @AmazonMGMStudio
00:00 - He’s here and we are so excited. Introducing our son (🥹) Ethan Lyons Galuten, who entered the world on Friday night at 2/23! He’s so strong just like his name 🩵🤍 And he smells like syrup. He’s my little pancake man! 🥞 Read more on @people: bit.ly/IlizaEthanPeop…
- Kids never look at old pics of their mother and say “mom, you were so toned, it’s so embarrassing.” So my birthday message to you is always put your good pics on the internet. You’ll never be this young again…Happy to be healthy, this is 42 🎈 📸: monica baddar
- This #InternationalWomensDay I’m here to inform you that no woman WANTS to be a bitch. My brand new special, Iliza Shlesinger: #ADifferentAnimal, premieres on TUESDAY on @PrimeVideo 🦍⚡️🦭 #IWD #IWD2025 @AmazonMGMStudio
00:00 - If the world were less weird we would show her face! But it isn’t! I hope you have a non-weird Valentine’s Day lol 💗 #valentinesday
- One of the days I'm most thankful to have married a chef 👨🍳 Happy #thanksgiving from our family to yours!!
