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Joshua

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Joshua

@iitsJxsh

if you don’t laugh you’ll cry.

Southampton, England

Joined February 2019

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Joshua
@iitsJxsh
Mar 31, 2019
Could replace VVD with literally any other defender in the world... And Sissoko is still booting this over the other side of the M6
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@AnfieldRd96
Mar 31, 2019
Any other defender and it’s 2-1 to Tottenham. £75 million for Virgil Van Dijk is bargain of the century and I don’t want to hear a word.
Joshua
@iitsJxsh
Jul 12, 2024
The bloke who PLANNED to rape Holly Willoughby got 15 years. Someone who actually DID rape an actual CHILD got less.
BBC News (UK)
@BBCNews
Jul 11, 2024
Man who raped girl,10, jailed for seven years bbc.in/3zvdzBV
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Joshua
@iitsJxsh
Jun 24, 2025
No way Dua Lipa has more England caps than Mark Noble
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Joshua
@iitsJxsh
Jul 29, 2025
Familiar with a bottle? Will fit right in at that bottle job institution then.
now.arsenal
@now_arsenaI
Jul 29, 2025
Bottle flip first time. We have a killer on our hands. [@DailyAFC]
DailyAFC
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DailyAFC
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Joshua
@iitsJxsh
May 31, 2025
Rules out Arsenal.
Sky Sports Premier League
@SkySportsPL
May 31, 2025
🗣️ "I want to win everything" Ebere Eze has his sights set on more trophies 🏆
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Joshua
@iitsJxsh
Jul 16, 2025
Unlucky, see you in court @BrentfordFC
Football Transfers
@Transferzone00
Jul 16, 2025
🚨 BREAKING: Brentford have TRIGGERED the £35m release clause in Omari Hutchinson’s Ipswich contract.🔴🐝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #BrentfordFC (via @MailSport)
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Joshua
@iitsJxsh
Jan 21, 2023
Reminder that Thomas Partey will receive nothing for committing rape. No jail. No suspensions. No fines.
DailyAFC
@DailyAFC
Jan 21, 2023
Reminder that Richarlison will receive nothing for this. No cards. No bans. No fines.
GoldCannon
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GoldCannon
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Joshua
@iitsJxsh
Aug 30, 2022
I'm sorry, but how has Richarlson doing a couple of keepy uppies caused more outrage than Thomas Partey being a rapist?
Joshua
@iitsJxsh
Feb 6, 2025
Let’s be real… he’s only sorry because of the backlash. He regrets it because of his Twitter payday. One of the densest c*nts on this app. Rory_talks_absolute_shite.
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Joshua
@iitsJxsh
Jul 25, 2025
Thankyou Ange Postecoglou
Troll Football
@TrollFootball
Jul 25, 2025
Gyokeres completes the trio.
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Joshua
@iitsJxsh
Aug 10, 2025
Thankyou Ange Postecoglou
Paddy Power
@paddypower
Aug 10, 2025
Yet another trophy for Eddie Nketiah. Just shows what can happen after you leave Arsenal.
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Joshua
@iitsJxsh
Aug 27, 2021
Man city binned Aguero, to get Kane because Messi wasn't available. Messi became available and went to PSG because Man City wanted Kane. Kane decided to stay so Man City went for Ronaldo who used City to get a move to Man United. In short, Pep is bald.
Joshua
@iitsJxsh
Jun 12, 2023
How do cunts like this get tickets all the time?
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@unuscan_
Jun 10, 2023
Speed reacts to Rodri’s goal vs Inter Milan 😭
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Joshua
@iitsJxsh
Jun 13, 2025
Warra trophy
WelBeast
@WelBeast
Jun 13, 2025
For the price of one Florian Wirtz.
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