Hannibal Buress told a joke so good it put Bill Cosby in prison
Imagining telling a joke so bad you change who the president is gonna be
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Joined August 2020
- Scared to talk to a girl. Scared of their neighbors. Scared of teachers. Scared of vaccines. Scared of everyone that’s not white. Scared of everyone that’s not straight/cis. Scared of emotions. Scared of walkable cities (lmao). Scared of blue hairrightwingers being inherently terrified to ever use public transit is so funny. how do they even ever leave their homes
- Literally Elon Musk
When a guy with $200 billion is telling you that your housing is too expensive because of immigrants you should start asking some questions - It’s 2026. You jump the turnstile in a NYC subway station. Fare evaded - nice! The Israeli-trained NYPD hits the ‘Explode AirPod’ button linked to your cell phone, killing you instantly, and the old woman next to you.
- Chappell Roan is super easy to understand: she’s a 26 yo who hates Donald Trump, but has watched hundreds of kids be killed in horrifying ways in Gaza for the last year on her iPhone, and Democrats supporting it. Joe Biden literally hugging the perpetrator 1/3
- I feel like people just totally forgot BLM. This is what cops are
- Federal minimum wage is 2 hashbrowns an hour
Pornhub banned, TikTok banned, the baconator meal cost $15. This the shit they were talking about in revelations - Great illustration of how us Americans don’t have a problem with the concept; we have a problem with the word x.com/theatomreview/…
- Should have taken out a PPP loan and paid my student debt with it
- This is still one of the funniest photoshops in existence and whoever made it should win an award
- BREAKING: Joe Biden and Donald Trump have died at the same time
- At MIT we built an entire course around the fact that billionaires + companies dont innovate, normal people do We innovate to solve problems we or our communities face, then companies either form around, buy, or steal those innovations and sell them for profitBillionaires are in “inventing” 5 versions of the same app. Meanwhile the people are actually innovating
00:00 - I’m a cis guy and got gender affirming care when I was a teenager. I started growing boobies on my guy body (nature’s weird) and it was ruining my life. My conservative dad and I went to the doc and took care of it. Made my life 10x better This was 20 years ago in rural MaineJon interviewed Leslie Rutledge, Arkansas Attorney General, about why her state banned gender-affirming care for minors - ignoring the guidelines of major medical organizations and taking the decision out of parents’ hands. Watch the full interview on @AppleTVPlus
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