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Voldemort
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A Great State of Mind
Joined May 2011
- So I baked some chicken wings last night. I heard my 5 year old ask her dad βWhat am I going to eat? Can you go get me some Popeyes? I donβt like her chickenβ Me:
- Somebody said βI ainβt never seen a Churchβs Chicken in a safe locationβ and I-
- My baby made me an imaginary pizza. I started eating it saying βmmmm itβs so good.β She said, βYou didnβt take it out the boxβ
- When you hit the weed and the weed hit you back
- Whatβs your favorite Family Guy scene? πππ why Peter say βyou girls traveling with your dad?β
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