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coffee bae
@iamsashakae
lawyer in training who needs to invest in botox soon
Chicago • LA
Born April 9
Joined April 2012
diarrhea, vomiting, chills, night sweating, aching all over, headache, gum swelling/feeling like your teeth shifted, mood swings, cloudy thinking.. the list goes on. eve really fucked us up.- step 1: be born into a multimillion dollar family.How Kylie Jenner is almost a billionaire--and it did in less than 3 years: on.forbes.com/6014DUK38 #SelfMadeWomen
- ok joe. the girls need: - stimmies - student debt cancelled - shut the country down for like 2 weeks to slow covid - mandate masks
- I know we are are rightfully hyped for beyonce but I’m here to say Seth rogen as pumbaa satisfies me differently
- I am not the friend who gets mad if you cancel our plans. baby it is more than okay. we are good. matter fact I used to pray for times like this, to rhyme like this.
- fuck u, next
- I will never forget when Miley got on stage talking about “free britney! I’m sorry but we got to free this bitch. it’s stressing me the fuck out” 😭😭😭
- am i famous? no. will i wear sunglasses & a hoodie to target @ 9 pm to avoid being recognized by locals? absofuckinglutely.
- THIS is our kim possible
- this looks like something Zendaya would wear to a Tuesday brunch.
- this guy I’ve been dating for a short time booked me several massage sessions as a Christmas gift & when I get the confirmation I find that the spa is actually run by a doctor that specializes in the exact autoimmune disease I have… that type of consideration can’t be taught.
- Imagine a baby with just my genetics. Iconic.
- the real challenge of adulthood is having to buy things that were magically just in your house growing up. like q-tips, windex, laundry detergent, salt .. like lmao oh I gotta purchase these shits?
