in Home Alone 2 the Dad screams bloody murder because Keven spent $967 on room service but he also abandoned his young son twice so maybe time to shut the fuck up?
Michael Tannenbaum
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Michael Tannenbaum
@iamTannenbaum
Writer • Actor
- This is what looting actually looks likeBREAKING: The Pentagon funneled nearly $1,000,000,000 of taxpayer money meant for masks and medical equipment to defense contractors building jet engines and body armor. washingtonpost.com/business/2020/…
- the government thinking a one time check of $1,200 is enough
- Mike Pence has never let a woman finish
- Youth Pastor: do you know who also crashed a market?
- The CDC said that vaccinated people don’t have to wear masks and to trust the honesty of strangers and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh no
- DOCTOR: How would you describe your anxiety? ME: x.com/YTSunnys/statu…
- Trump: it’s a normal size desk? desk guy (barely keeping it together): yea
- *every Mindhunter episode* HOLDEN: did you kill her? KILLER: nope HOLDEN: we heard your dick game was weaksauce KILLER: I killed her and ate her arm for breakfast, yeah
- Why does this volkswagen commercial start in 1949 and not a few years earlier? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
